automatic IT Crowd vivian reblog
This might be the most important thing I’ve read in a while.
via Life Aquatic, maura.
(Source: The Atlantic)
This came in a batch of truly awful mail and I was so touched/emotionally vulnerable that I teared up a bit.
Last night I received a package containing two pairs of handknit gloves and the following note:
“A gentleman [How mysterious! — ed.] ordered these handknit gloves for you.
‘Keep warm, ladies. The subscribers need you.’
I hope you enjoy!
Cheers,
(maker of gloves)”
Thank you, anonymous sir!!
Pro tip: if you are wearing a loose-fitting garment, do NOT reach above the stove to retrieve something immediately after lighting a burner and putting the teakettle on. The garment WILL catch on fire and you WILL immediately try to fan it out with your hands despite years of ‘stop drop and roll’ indoctrination.
Don’t worry, I’m fine. Just amazingly, ridiculously, unbelievably accident-prone.
Reblogging cuz look at my Facebook profile

