ruth curry
Pro tip: if you are wearing a loose-fitting garment, do NOT reach above the stove to retrieve something immediately after lighting a burner and putting the teakettle on. The garment WILL catch on fire and you WILL immediately try to fan it out with your hands despite years of ‘stop drop and roll’ indoctrination.
Don’t worry, I’m fine.  Just amazingly, ridiculously, unbelievably accident-prone.

Pro tip: if you are wearing a loose-fitting garment, do NOT reach above the stove to retrieve something immediately after lighting a burner and putting the teakettle on. The garment WILL catch on fire and you WILL immediately try to fan it out with your hands despite years of ‘stop drop and roll’ indoctrination.

Don’t worry, I’m fine.  Just amazingly, ridiculously, unbelievably accident-prone.

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